Silly things written by Andrew Payne

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Are you falling behind on that show everyone is talking about? Too busy working to look at your phone all day? Do your loved ones interrupt you while you're in the middle of watching five videos, reading 12 articles and scrolling through 100 pictures? It's time

I'm a brave Canadian. And I will resist delicious orange juice.

For the greater good, I am taking a stand against tasty goodness. For the health of my nation, I will sacrifice my body's need for vitamin C. In response to the harsh tariffs on my country, I solemnly declare that I — a brave and heroic Canadian — will be